Say goodbye to your subsidised iPhone, your mobile-broadband deal that comes with a free laptop and levels of customer service that could disgrace even the finest international restaurants.
OK, the last is a gross exaggeration, but mobile-phone customers in the UK’s hyper-competitive market have certainly been treated to some extraordinarily generous deals over the last couple of years. Those could soon disappear if Germany’s Deutsche Telekom is eventually persuaded to sell off its struggling T-Mobile UK subsidiary.
According to today’s papers, each of the UK’s three other major operators – Vodafone, France Telecom and Telefónica – is holding out for a deal with its German rival that would make it the market leader by far. Vodafone and Telefónica are each reckoned to have made substantial cash offers of £4bn for T-Mobile UK. France Telecom, meanwhile, is involved in discussions with Deutsche Telekom about merging UK assets in a joint venture.
All would obviously hope to benefit from the cost savings that typically result from M&A activity. But a tie-up or takeover would also give an operator a lot more negotiating power with handset suppliers. With Telefónica’s exclusive deal for Apple’s iPhone thought to be up for discussion, that could be a critical motivator.
No doubt, the regulator’s preferred outcome would be for a joint venture between third-placed France Telecom and trailing T-Mobile. A takeover by Telefónica or Vodafone, after all, would give rise to a company controlling about 40% of the market.
Even so, any deal will upset regulatory plans for redistribution of spectrum, which had counted on there being five UK operators (including the smaller Hutchison 3). With mobile operators expected to play an important role in extending broadband access across Britain, authorities will fear the consequences of losing a competitor.
And so will savvier consumers.

If you invited me to your party, and – as a popular sort of chap – I made it the talking point of the year, I would understandably be somewhat miffed if I were excluded from a subsequent get-together you were hosting.
Poor old Carphone Warehouse. Having begun life as a pure retailer of mobile phones, the British company has toiled to re-invent itself as a broadband operator only to realise those efforts were ultimately futile. It should really have become a mobile operator instead.
Nortel’s share price has crept up like mercury on a hot day following its announcement that LTE and not WiMax will be the focus of its 4G efforts from now on.
Apple’s latest cult gathering gets underway in a few hours, at which – it is widely anticipated – high priest Steve Jobs will offer up a new version of the iPhone to his slavering acolytes. This time, however, any technical wizardry is likely to be overshadowed by details of the commercial arrangements.